Huh? SpongeBob, what's going on?
Oh, hey— [SpongeBob and Patrick hit each other] Sandy. Patrick and I are— [SpongeBob and Patrick hit each other again] in the middle of a sports game.
[Patrick jumps onto SpongeBob]
This sure don't look like any sport I've seen before. [SpongeBob and Patrick hit each other again]
I believe it's called kickboxing, or something? [Patrick falls down]
Well, whatever it is, it seems to be causing you lots of pain. [SpongeBob hits Patrick]
Ow! Sure is. [gets hit again] Ooh!
Why not stop playing it if it hurts so bad?
We can't stop... [panting] Until we break our tie.
Says who?
[The trumpeters play and fog steams out from between the booths]
It's the rule giver.
[The crowd murmurs as Don the Whale, Frank the Muscular Goldfish, and Larry the Lobster carry Squidward, who is in a grim reaper outfit, onto the field. They set him down and the crowd cheers]
I ain't never heard of a rule giver.
[flips his hood] I prefer "King of Sports," but you can never tell what will catch on with the small folk.
You're making up a game where SpongeBob and Patrick hurt themselves, and you won't let them stop?!
I'm just giving the people what they want.
That's pretty low, Squidward, even for you. I'm putting a stop to this. SpongeBob and Patrick have had enough! [SpongeBob and Patrick appear brutally beaten up by Squidward's so-called games]
AAAAAAAAAUUURRGGHH!!!
See? They're fine. Let the games resume. [Sandy grumbles and the audience cheers]
Oh, I don't think so. Y'all want to see a game? Fine. Squidward, I challenge you to a game—a game of basketball. Winner decides the fate of SpongeBob and Patrick. [throws basketballs in Squidward's face]
Huh? [the crowd cheers] Me? Play sports? No, no. I'm mostly in an advisory position.
Aw, come on! We came to see some action! Play the squirrel! Play the squirrel!
Play the squirrel! Play the squirrel!
See you on the court, Your Highness. [shoves the crown down Squidward's face]
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