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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 6

Karen, Mr. Krabs and others in “Plankton's Regular”

Call it a computer's intuition, but I sense your regular approaching, with an unusually large wad of cash.

Look at all that loot!

That's right, Krabs, and you're going to have to keep looking when my customer comes in and pays me for my chum!

D'oh, just put me out of me misery!

[Nat walks in, angered]

Back for more of my delicious chum, I see!

Not this time!

PKPlankton and Mr. Krabs

Huh?

Not ever again! [throws all the money at Karen] The deal's off, computer! I can't eat another bite of that slop, no matter how much you pay me!

Ha-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba...Huh?

I have eaten 10 of those things, and I've all ready had to go to the doctor...twice! [groans in pain] If you need me, I'll be getting my stomach pumped...again. [gets carried out]

What's the deal, Karen?

"The deal" was that I paid Nat to eat your chum, so you'd quit your constant complaining.

All this time, I never had one regular customer?

Duh.

Should have known! Why would anyone ever eat my slop?

Ugh, there he goes again. Cut it out, Plankton!

What? It's just obvious that I'm a complete failure, and wasted of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me! [cries]

Quickly, now is the time to make a hasty retreat!

What, and miss this? I've never enjoyed me self more! This irony is pretty good stuff. [laughs]

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