Those nincompoops are better salesman than I suspected.
[The alarm goes off]
Customer approaching.
Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
Uh, does it come in raspberry?
Um, no.
Blueberry?
No.
Um... raspberry?
Ah, come on, kid! You asked me that already! Now quit wasting my time!
Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
I'm Plankton, you old hag! And your son smells like boogers!
Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way! What do you think this is?!
I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty! That's what it is!
Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that! Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital!
Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma!
...You're probably right.
You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here!
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