[The camera zooms in on SpongeBob sitting crying in the area between his pineapple and Squidward's house. He lies down face-down and his tears send him up and down off the ground. He goes back to normal crying while sitting, he then bends his top half in towards his bottom half. Patrick walks up, picks SpongeBob up, and gives him a hug]
There, there, SpongeBob. No need to cry.
[He pops off Patrick's shoulder] Yes, there is, Patrick. Sandy's been gone for 2 whole days.
2 whole days?! [tears pour out of his eyes like a hose as he begins to wail]
Oh, why'd she have to go to that science convention in Texas?!
Texas! [crying]
[sniffles, looks at his watch] She won't be back for 1 more hour, 26 minutes and 47 seconds!
Oh, 47 seconds! [SpongeBob and Patrick cry tears in each others faces] I miss Sandy so much! Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose- [a nose like Squidward's pops onto his face]
Uh, Patrick, that's Squidward. He's not gone, he's right here! [camera pans to Squidward planting a flower in the ground]
No, I'm not. [walks away]
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