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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 5

Patrick and SpongeBob in “A Flea In Her Dome”

[yelling at Sandy] Okay, you know what?! None of this would've happened if you didn't come back with your infestation. All you've brought us is fleas, and trouble, and pain, and itching, and a rash, and pain, and fleas, and itching, and... pain! So... much... pain! So much pain. [to SpongeBob] And as for you, if you hadn't thrown this party, we wouldn't be in this mess!

Wait a minute. You had as much to do with this party as I did.

You call this a party?! [taps SpongeBob's helmet] I'm beginning to question our friendship.

Stop smudging my HELMET!

Oh, I got half a mind, buddy!

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