Wait, don't leave! My dad got Boys Who Cry to play! You did get Boys Who Cry, right? [glaring crossed-arms at her dad]
Oh, even better, sweetie. (You're not only the Boys Who Cry fan.) Hit it!
[Curtain unfolds as R & B Music begins to play with Squidward standing on the stage]
Hello, ladies. [sings "It's all about you"]' When my tear ducts get issue, I can't use just any tissue... I need 4-Ply, 4-Ply, 4-Ply, when I cry... Huh!
Hey, that is not Boys Who Cry!
Yeah!
[Cut to Squidward shaking his rear end]
Boo!
What a rip-off!
This stinks!
Daddy, how could you?! I... gave... you... a list! [runs out crying]
Pearl, come back!
[The crowd throws tomatoes, eggs and Pearl's meat head at Squidward]
You've ruined everything! You couldn't stop being cheap, even for me! [cries]
I'll make it up to you somehow, Pearl.
[suddenly walks into frame] That's it! Back it up... Right there. Let 'er go!
[A delivery truck with all the gifts SpongeBob bought dump onto them]
You bought me a boat?
I did? I mean... I (really) did!?
Wow.
Oh, daddy! I don't know how it could get better than this.
Just watch. Hit it, boys.
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