Yes?
Hello, young lady. [winks at Patrick, who chuckles] We're selling chocolate. [sultry] Is your mother home?
Mom!
[Her mother, a shriveled up lump of dust, enters]
What, what, what's all the yelling?! You just can't wait for me to die, can you?!
They're selling chocolate.
Chocolate?
Yeah!
What, what are they selling?!
Chocolates!
What?!
Chocolates!
I can't hear you!
THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!!
They're selling chocolate?
Yeah!
Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!
Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating. It's for...
You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever!
Live forever, ya say? I'll take one!
[Mary slaps her; she goes back inside as Mary pays SpongeBob]
Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!
I hate you.
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