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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3

Squidward, SpongeBob and others in “Krab Borg”

[SpongeBob runs up to Mr. Krabs and then slaps him]

Squidward

SpongeBob, you gotta ask him a question first.

SpongeBob

Oh, yeah. What color is my underwear? [slaps him again]

Squidward

SpongeBob, let me handle this. [turns a light on Mr. Krabs] Where's Mr. Krabs?

KMr. Krabs

[confused] What are you talking about? I'm Mr. Krabs.

Squidward

[slaps Mr. Krabs again] We can do this all night if you want. Where's Mr. Krabs?

KMr. Krabs

I'm Mr. Krabs!

SpongeBob

Where's Mr. Krabs?

KKrabs

I'm Mr. Krabs!

Squidward

Where's Mr. Krabs?

KMr. Krabs

I am Mr. Krabs! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am! I am!

SpongeBob

This is one stubborn robot.

KMr. Krabs

[confused for a moment, he finally blows his lid, yelling so loudly he causes SpongeBob and a nearby lamp to fall from the force] WHAT?! YOU THINK I'M A ROBOT?!

Squidward

We don't think; we know.

KMr. Krabs

That's the silliest thing I ever heard! I AM MR. KRABS!

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