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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3

Officer Malley (Green), Mrs. Puff and others in “Doing Time”

MOfficer Malley (Green)

Freeze! Your joyride's over, punk. [police officers walk over]

No! What? [policemen arrest SpongeBob this time, because he now failed the driving test] Huh? What?

No. No! What are you doing? Help! Help! [As the officers carry him to the jail vehicle, he kicks his legs.] No, no, please! No! I have a snail to feed. I can't go to jail now. This is not a good time. No, please, please! I'm not a criminal! [They throw him into the back of the police car, then drives off to jail]

I can't believe it. It was all a dream. I'm not going to jail!

MOfficer Malley (Orange)

Why would you go to jail? You already did your time. [zoom out to reveal Mrs. Puff wearing prison striped clothes of black and white with a prison ball chained to her ankle. She squeals as the scene goes back to her hollering while the boat is in mid-air again as she's driving it with the police behind her]

Huh? Oh... it's just my imagination again. [zooms out to show Donna driving the boat]

DDonna

So, what's for dinner tonight, Puff Mama, chili? [Mrs. Puff hollers again as the scene goes back to her final hollering with SpongeBob driving the boat in mid-air one last time, but without the police cars behind them]

Huh? What? Huh? Ah, forget it. [the episode ends]

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