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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 3

Prison Guard No. 1, Mrs. Puff and others in “Doing Time”

PGPrison Guard No. 1

What the barnacle is going on?!

Get away from me! Get away!

PGPrison Guard No. 1

What are you talking about, Puff?

You can't fool me. You're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the chili. [rips off the guards' faces]

PGPrison Guard No. 1

Let's face it, Puff. You've gone off the deep end.

[Scene cuts to a second guard throwing Mrs. Puff, who is in a straitjacket, in a small, yellow square room]

PGPrison Guard No. 2

Get in there, you! You need a nice long stay in solitary confinement! [slams the door, which makes a squeaking sound]

Oh, well. Let's look at the positives again. I'm finally away from those two. Yes. All alone in my nice, soft room.

Made of sponge! [laughs. The room is made of yellow sponge as SpongeBob's face appears on all sides of the wall. Mrs. Puff shrieks; the scene suddenly changes back to her hollering from SpongeBob's failed driving test]

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