[Heavy metal music plays. The bell rings. SpongeBob tears off his blue robe, showing off his extremely large, muscular body. Patrick rips off his own green robe, underneath which he is wearing a business suit. He tears off the business suit, also revealing an extremely large, muscular body. The two dive at each other, screaming, until they collide. They wrestle and continue to wind up in twisted positions. They spin around and wind up wrestling with themselves. They realize this, and dive back at each other. Patrick sits on top of SpongeBob, holding his foot]
Forget the Chum Bucket! This is personal. [takes off SpongeBob's shoe and licks his foot slowly. SpongeBob screams in agony. The two wrestle again. SpongeBob sits on Patrick's chest and screams as he lifts up a pencil with the eraser side pointing toward Patrick; he slowly brings it down to his name tag and erases the "Pat" in "Patrick," leaving "Rick"] No! My name's not Rick! [tackles SpongeBob in a puff of smoke]
[the two wrestle once more before they stop]
I don't like you!
I don't like you more!
I never liked you!
I 1,000 times never liked you!
Pink!
Yellow!
[They struggle to push each other until both of their pants rip and fall down. Patrick's underwear is yellow. SpongeBob's underwear is pink]
Yellow.
Pink?
[their eyes start to water] You do care! [both start crying and hug each other]
Let's promise never to fight again, buddy.
Yeah, pal. Let's go home.
[both walk away holding hands and whistling while the audience boos]
Hey! Where ya going?
Get back here and kill each other!
You're my best friend ever.
You too, Patrick.
You know, these were white when I bought 'em.
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