Huh? The Krusty Krab, she's empty! All hands on deck! Batten the front doors! Brace the cash register! Break out the happy snacks! Squidward, where have all me beautiful paying customers gone?
Apparently, the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom.
Well, what was it? What did he say?
Uh, he said, uh, well, he said... [whispers the word]
Huh? [Squidward whispers the word again; gasps and enraged] SPONGEBOB AND FRIEND! FRONT AND CENTER! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language?!
But, Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers.
Yeah, it's fancy talk.
There ain't nothin' fancy 'bout that word!
You mean [dolphin chirp]?
Yes, that one! Now quit saying that! It's a BAD word!
BAD WORD?! [both regretfully wipe their tongues]
Yes, siree, that's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.
Don't you mean there are only 7?
Not if you're a sailor. [laughs]
Wow, 13.
That's a lot of [dolphin chirp] bad words.
Okay, boys, I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.
We promise.
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