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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 6

“Not Normal” quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

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“Not Normal” · Season 6

In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (3), Patrick (2), Squidward (2), Mr. Krabs (1)

Squidward? [Squidward wakes up, and then freaks out when he sees SpongeBob sitting on him] How does one become normal?

Well, how about you start by... [cuts to outside of his house where he kicks SpongeBob through the wall on top of the house, angrily yelling] GETTING AWAY FROM ME YOU LITTLE CREATURE?! [closes his window]

C1Customer 1

Ugh. That ain't right. I will never spend money here again!

Never?

C2Customer 2

Come on, guys. These patties ain't worth the paper they're printed on!

SpongeBob, the weird therapy is working. Your craters are coming back. We just have to keep pushing the boundaries. We've gotta get stranger. [Cuts to Jellyfish Fields where SpongeBob is riding on Patrick's back like a horse and catches a jellyfish in the net. Another crater comes back. Cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick licking the sand and as SpongeBob is licking, his nose grows back to normal size. Cuts to Patrick and SpongeBob standing on their hands] Talk backwards.

Tap, erus uoy era? (Are you sure, Pat?) [SpongeBob's legs and arms are back to normal]

[Patrick's rock begins to open]

It's me, Squidward. I'm looking for SpongeBob. [Squidward is in a normal state] Hi, how are ya?

[SpongeBob is so scared and shocked at how Squidward looks that he screams himself back into his regular self]

SpongeBob, you're back to your square shape!

Wow, I guess Squidward's normal looks scared me back to my original form! [hugging Squidward] Thanks, buddy, you saved my life!

NSNormal Squidward

Wonderful weather we're having, hm?

It sure is, buddy. It sure is. [he and Patrick laugh whilst the episode ends]

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