SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 6
“House Fancy” · Season 6
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (2), Squidward (2), Patrick (1)
[upon seeing SpongeBob spying on him through the window] SpongeBob! How long have you been spying on me?!
Umm... What day is it today?
It's the day you go away and never come back!
But Squidward, if I do that, then how am I going to help you get your house ready for the big TV show?
How did you know about that?
I was spying on you.
All right, first, I'm going to give you something so simple, a person without a brain could even get it done right.
Phew, that's good, 'cause I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend.
Really?
No, not really...He traded me these two chocolate bars for it.
I don't care! Just use this paint to cover up that faded spot on the wall right there. Don't touch anything else!
Okay.
Who's Nick? Sorry, Squidward. I couldn't wait any longer, I've gotta use your toilet. No questions! Thanks [enters the bathroom he groans and flushes the bathroom] [after using Squidward's toilet] Uff! I wouldn't go in there for a couple days...or weeks.
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