[upon seeing SpongeBob spying on him through the window] SpongeBob! How long have you been spying on me?!
Umm... What day is it today?
It's the day you go away and never come back!
But Squidward, if I do that, then how am I going to help you get your house ready for the big TV show?
How did you know about that?
I was spying on you.
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