[shocked] Monster Krabby Patty?
CCostumers
Monster Krabby Patty?
VIVoices in Bathroom
Monster Krabby Patty?
[live action human hands place the Monster Krabby Patty on the oven while SpongeBob is making]
“All That Glitters” · Season 4
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (2), Mr. Krabs (2), Squidward (1)
Well, we better get back to work.
Work? How can I go back to work without Spat?!
Use another spatular.
[shocked with spinning spiral eyes] What?! There is only one spatula for me, and that is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! [runs off to the hospital] I'm coming, Spat! [scene cuts to the hospital where SpongeBob is by Spatula's bed] Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together.
[SpongeBob flashes back to all the good times he had with his spatula: flipping patties, laying in the sun with Spatula, scratching his back with Spatula, playing ping pong with his spatula, reaching under the chair for the remote with spatula, and playing pirates with Spatula]
DDoctor
There's no easy way to say this. SpongeBob, if I were you, I would give serious consideration to start thinking about...a replacement spatula. [SpongeBob turns around and starts to cry, then turns back around] Go home. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything we can.
Thank you, Doctor.
DDoctor
Oh, I'm not a doctor. I'm an actor who's searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this part. [sighs happily]
Spatula, what's wrong? [Spat shakes its head] But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr. Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness! I'm sorry! Oh, what have I done?! What have I done?! [begins crying and rolls]
S2SpongeBob 2
[comes up] All that glitters is not gold. [goes down]
[SpongeBob is still crying on the floor. Spatula considers this, lowers its head, and wheels itself away]
Good-bye, best friend. [crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen] I'll never find another spatula like him again. [notices Spatula flipping patties by itself] Spatula? You're back! [jumps for Spatula in slow motion, the camera cuts to outer space] Oh, Spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.
[Back at the Krusty Krab]
One monster Krabby Patty.
[The same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]
Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. [this time, instead of the spatula breaking again, his arms come off] D'oh! [laughs at the audience]
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