QBQuentin Beck
[in a flashback] I'll get you. I swear!
DTDt. Terry Lee
This is something you have trouble remembering?!
Hey! I hear that kind of thing two, three times a week.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Trapping Spider-Man in a web with robotic spiders]
There's a certain irony here...
Mysterio, they don't have anything to do with this. Let them go! Well, Jameson you can keep.
Enough! It's payback time.
"Payback"? For what?! You did it all to yourself!
Yes, that's what my psychiatrist said. But you know what? His sessions never made me feel this good!
[to webbed-up thief]
It's not nice to rob jewelery stores in Mr. Spider-Man's neighborhood. Can you say "I'm going to jail"?
[to the thieves]
Well if it isn't the meeting of the diamond lovers of America!
TThief
It's Spider-Man!
What? Spider-Man? Where? Where? Oh, I just get so flustered when I meet a celebrity! I just don't know what to say!
TThief
Stay still, will ya?
Actually, no.
TThief
Get him! It's three against one!
As far as I'm concerned, that means you're out numbered.
Is this a private party or can any wall-crawler join?
Who the heck are you?
A real hero, you freak!
This is a joke, right?
[Scorpion strikes with his tail]
Wow, this is not a joke. If you wanna join the Fantastic Four, you're in the wrong place.
[on phone: Peter's voice was muffled because of his mask and this worries May]
You sound like you're catching a bug!
I certainly hope so. [talking about the Scorpion]
[kicking the Scorpion in the back]
Green ball in the center pocket!
The red button. I'll bet my web-shooter that's emergency shutdown. Trust me, it's always the red button.
How do you know about stuff like this?
Hey, who do I look like? The Tick?
[to J. Jonah Jameson]
Look, if we continue to meet like this tongues will begin to wag.
I'm gonna crush you now!
Oh, yeah? Well, it just so happens, I like to start each day with a warm hug! Oh, who am I kidding? Everything's going black.
You gotta be nuts, mister. Why would you risk your puny life to save his?
Because you're a greater evil. And heaven help me, he's the only one who can stop you.
SSpiderman
Huh? Did I hear right? J. Jonah Jameson is on my side?
I still won't rest until you've been unmasked and eliminated.
Fair enough, pickle-puss. And I won't rest until you shave that stupid mustache, so we're even! Oh, and fuzz-head? Thanks for saving my life.
[to Kraven]
Nice outfit. Aah, don't tell me! You're a Leo, right?
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