Tim and Mike in “Epiphanies”

How is she?

The fibreglass on the outer casing was severely damaged in the incident.

What happened?

Showing off Tim, I had 15 rocks in my rucksack, instead of the regulation 5. I knew something was wrong when I got her in the water, she was sitting so low, so low. But I didn't stop Tim, 15 rocks in my rucksack and everyone knew it.

So what happened when you rolled?

I lost control of the vessel 2 feet from the shore. When I struggled to right her, I banged it into the jetty, damaging the canoe's carcass.

The "Ramble" Leader, had to dive in and rescue me from beneath the canoe.

So it wasn't so much an Eskimo roll, it was more of a case of rolling right Inuit.

Inuit's another word for Eskimo!

[Mike sobs] I've been thrown out Tim. The Rough Ramblers don't want me anymore!

[Tries to comfort Mike] Come on. Come on. Come on.

(I've gotta) face it Tim, I'm not the big man, not the leader. Noone's ever gonna look up to me. I feel like a failure.

You're not a failure, Mike, you're not! You're too good for them, they're not ready for you, You're a renegade, you're a soldier of fortune.

Like the A-Team.

Yeah, you're like Mr. T. but white and hairy. And I feel sorry for anyone who says you're not.

I pity the fool.

I pity the fool.

[Mr. T voice] I ain't goin' on no plane, sucka!

[irritable] Stop that.