[Tim speaks to Mike on the phone]
What you doing playing Army on a Sunday morning, you're missing Grange Hill!
The T.A is no game Tim!
It isn't the T.A Mike, it's the Rough Ramblers.
You're a civilian, you don't understand. You're thinking, "It's Sunday. I'd rather be in bed."
Yeah, and you're thinking, "It's Sunday. I'd rather be in Apocalypse Now."
[Mike blows a bird whistle]
That's easy for you to say. What you doing later on?
It's classified.
Well, why don't you come round? Look, I'm bored.
I can't. Combat canoeing. I'm going to do an Eskimo Roll with a two stone rucksack in my bag, along with a loaded rifle.
They don't have rifles in the Rough Ramblers Mike.
Hand grenades?
No!
Anthrax?
Mike!
Listen Tim. I Gotta go. Looks like we're moving out. Roger. Bravo. Tango. Alpha!
[Mike puts the phone down, and sees some kids carrying a canoe over]
Come on, Mike!
[Mike gives the kids a thumbs up]
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