[limps next to Jimbo, whispering to him in soft anger] Just fucking shut up! You have no idea if it's because of the Special! You could just be sick again 'cause you're a fat, fucking alcoholic! And I am NOT going to jail for you! [smacks Jimbo in the face and limps away holding his crotch]
[Hells Pass Hospital; the doctor looks closer at the mustache on Gerald's face]
And you say you've never had a mustache before?
No! Never! I just came outta nowhere!
How could this happen, Doctor?
Have you put anything toxic in your body lately? Any drugs or alcohol?
No! I mean… I've enjoyed a little of the Pandemic Special.
Oh, no, no, no. That…that's totally fine.
Doctor, you better come to the emergency room!
[shocked] Holy shit!
[The emergency room is packed with all male and female patients with pandemic mustaches on their faces]
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