Det. Yates, Cartman and others in “The Pandemic Special”

Alright, students, listen up. I know this situation is not ideal, but we all have to quarantine together for two weeks.

Cartman

This is bullshit!

You don't want to infect your families, do you? You were all exposed to a student here who was taken to the hospital due to COVID. [Stan raises his hand up] Yes?

Stan

Uh, we were there, and Token was actually taken to the hospital because you guys shot him.

Yes, due to COVID. If it weren't for COVID, all the previous teachers would have still been here, we wouldn't have been in the class, and nobody would have gotten shot. Therefore, the young man is in the hospital due to COVID.

It was COVID-related.

Stan

That doesn’t make any sense!