[Mr. and Mrs. White arrive at the ICE detention center along with other parents on a bus, looking for some children to adopt]
Mr. and Mrs. White?
Yes?
We all heard about your tragic loss. I'd love to help out however I can. Is there something specific you're looking for?
We... don't really know.
Well, we've got all kinds here, depending on your preferences. Here's a little Panamanian. They're very clean. This is a Colombian Shorthair. Oh, and this is a good one. This is a Baja Shepherd.
Quiero a mi papá. Quiero a mi mamá. ("I want my dad. I want my mom.")
Bien, gracias. ¿Y tú? ("Fine, thanks. And you?")
Oh, honey. Look at the Peruvian Hairless.
Yes, they're pretty silly-looking. Great with kids though.
Hey, what's this little guy?
Oh, this is a purebred Mexican. He's had all his shots. Parents were deported two weeks ago. Here, we can let him run around a little bit. [opens the kennel to let the boy out]
[steps out] Mi familia. ¿Dónde está? ("My family. Where is it?")',
Bien, gracias. ¿Y tú? ("Fine, thanks. And you?")
Oh, Bob, he's kind of perfect!
Hello, little fella. How would you like to be a White?
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