[South Park Church; Everyone attends Jason White's funeral after he is run over and killed by a police car while playing football with the boys; Mrs. White cries hysterically over the loss of her son as Robert comforts her]
Little Jason White was a happy child. A playful child. And ultimately, it was his playfulness in sports that got him killed in a freak hit-and-run accident. The father would now like to say a few words. [leaves the podium and hold's Robert's hands]
[stands on the podium] I'm Robert White, Jason's father, and I can tell you that as a White, Jason lived a challenged life. When I look out on this congregation, I can't help but think, "There's not a whole lot of people here." Doesn't seem like a big deal. Nobody's outraged. 'Cause it was our family. Nobody cares when a White gets killed by the police. There should be protests and marched, but NO. The police killed a White! That's not protest-worthy! Everybody's busy trying to lock up Randy Marsh! Now my wife and I have a did child and we can't even get any weed to make us feel better! Yeah, don't listen to me. I'm just a White.
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