[City Hall Council; Randy is brought in, handcuffed]
Hello, Mayor. Mr. and Mrs. Tweak. Mackey.
Mr. Marsh, do you remember a few weeks ago when (all the) homes in South Park were attacked by a terrorist called "Mexican Joker?"
Yeah, Mexican Joker. That was terrible.
Right. Except there was no Mexican Joker. It was you who blew up people's yards because they were home-growing their own marijuana.
Well, that's ridiculous.
The Tweaks have come forward with some footage caught on their security camera.
Guys, I have nothing against home-growers.
Run the footage, please! [Janson plays the footage on the screen; Randy is shown creeping up to a homegrown operation and starts peeing and pooping in it, he then burys an explosive and runs away before the homegrown garden explodes; end of footage] People are fed up, Marsh. The past few weeks you've held parades for yourself, needlessly slaughtered a thousand cows, made deals with the Chinese, and nearly poisoned everyone with your Halloween Special. Everyone's had enough of Tegridy Farms.
Enough of Tegridy Farms?! South Park is NOTHING without Tegridy Farms!
You'll be taken to county jail to await your trial. [to an officer] Get him out of here.
[as the officer takes him away] I didn't do anything wrong! You people are just jealous! Jealous that I took over South Park and I'm successful!
Well, at least South Park can start getting back to normal.
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