Randy, Gerald and others in “Let Them Eat Goo”

Gerald, thanks for coming! You're not gonna believe this!

Believe what? Your text said that-

Come on come on come on! [pulls him into the kitchen with two burgers sitting on the table] I think I've perfected it, Gerald. I made a sustainable, healthy alternative to meat.want you to try it. [hands Gerald a burger]

It's a hamburger?

It's a Tegridy burger. Go ahead, try it. [Gerald takes a bite and chews it] Well?

This tastes like shit.

Yeah. It's plant-based. But keep eating it, though.

[through the chewing] I just- I just don't think it's very good.

Wait for it. Wait for it..

Oh. [starts to giggle, then Randy joins in]

Yeah ha ha?

Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, right?

[takes another bite and chews on it] Whoa. It's really fucking good, man! This is like the best burger I've ever had!

And you can eat a lot of them and not feel bloated. Towelie's had like 12.

[reclining against a cabinet eating a burger] Best burgers I ever had.