Some kid shot up the school.
Who shot up the schoo-- was it you?
No.
Did you get shot?
No.
Oh... [goes back to cutting his steak] Well, what's this about failing a math quiz?
[pounds the table, angrily] Are you serious?! Did you not hear what your child said?! Kids died at his school!
I'm sorry, Sharon. I...
Why are you all acting like this is normal?! What is wrong with you people?! [storms upstairs]
What's up Mom's ass?
[Later that night, Sharon is angrily and tearfully putting up laundry in the master bedroom]
[entering] Hey, Sharon. You doing okay?
No, I'm not okay! Children were shot! They were killed at a school where they were supposed to be safe!
Uh-huh, and... what else is going on?
Why does there need to be anything else?! [in unison] ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
[in unison] I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Sharon.
Why isn't anyone else emotional?!
Hon, uh… when was your last… I mean, you know how sometimes things can seem like a little bigger deal 'cause, you know, you're… down there?
Don't you dare suggest that I'm only emotional because it's…
I'm… I'm just… I'm just pointing out that it is around that time.
GET OUT, RANDY! I'm not overreacting!
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