Blond, Randy and others in “Gluten Free Ebola”

They're just gonna let us starve to death?

They don't care about us. face it! We're already dead to them.

[makes up his mind] Well then, I guess I might as well eat! [walks towards the storage room]

There's nothing left, I told you!

There's plenty of pizza dough.

Are you crazy?!

I'm crazy hungry! [takes a wad of dough and begins eating it] Oh... Oh... Fuck, it's so good. [Randy and Mr. Garrison wait for the other shoe to drop] I want more! It's, it's been so long! [gets more dough and eats voraciously]

Oh my God, you... but... you're okay.

You don't think it's a little ridiculous that wheat protein is toxic? This whole thing was a setup, man!

A setup? But by who?

Oh my God, we... we have to get a hold of someone who and get the word out.

Maybe Papa John can help us. If we can get a hold of them, then maybe we can-- [his penis quickly flies off and dies]

Ng-oh. [snaps his fingers]