What did they do you you? At that camp?
What do you mean? Just the usual group therapy crap.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I think that place turned you into an emo.
That's ridiculous. I'm not anything. I don't fit in anywhere. I'm not emo, okay?
Then why are you listening to Sunny Day Real Estate? I was thinking, maybe they just made you confused at that place. Maybe they didn't know what they were doing. But then I started thinking, maybe that place... turned you emo on purpose. Like maybe they knew what they were doing.
You should probably stop digging for answers.
What?
There's no winning this for you. Soon the entire world will be emo. It is our time.
Nooo waaaaay.
Nobody understands us. And they won't understand until it is far too late.
Oh my god no waaaaaaaaay.
Do not fight it, Michael. Is being emo really all that different from being goth? [in an evil deep voice] JOIN US!
No waaay! No way no waaaaaay!
Death and despair! Death and despair! Death and despair! Death and desp-
[answers the phone] Hello?
It's worse than we thought.
What is? Everything?
No! I mean Henrietta. I confronted her and she was all like "I am emo! And emos are going to rule the world" and I was like "No waaay!" and she was like "Yeah, soon it will be too late." and I was all "No waaay!"
No way.
Yeah, so listen. Call up Firkle and meet me at Village Inn. I gotta run home but I'll be there in ten minutes. [makes it to his house in a flash, locks the front door, and starts to run upstairs]
Michael?! Michael!
[leaning over the rail] Can't now, Mom! I've got an emergency!
In the dining room now, Michael, let's go. [Michael enters the dining room with his parents sitting at the table, holding hands] Have a seat, son. [Michael takes an opposite seat] Your mom and I have decided you're gonna go away for a little while.
What?
[holds up the same brochure Harriet held up two weeks earlier] We've been put in touch with this camp for troubled kids like you and--
What the hell are you talking about?
This place gonna fix you, make you normal child!
[Michael's Father takes him outside and towards the truck]
No! You gotta listen to me! You don't know what you're doing! You fucking conformists! [His dad puts him in the truck and starts to back up, he looks across the street and sees Henrietta with her four emo friends; gasps in horror] They're EVIL!!!!
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