Stan?
[While drunk] Kyle! [Hugs Kyle]
Hey, Stan? [Pulls away from the hug]
[Speaking slurred] Dude, I'm sorry. I'm being a shitty friend. I missed my buddy. You were right, Adam Sandler is fucking hysterical!
Stan, are you alright?
But Kyle, it's all shit! For real! It's all shit because the aliens with AI and you and me are gonna fuck it all up! Come on!
Dude. Have you been drinking?
You're not listening to me, Kyle. Dude, we have to go do this one thing, and then everything can go back to normal!
It's too late for that. Things just can't go back, Stan, uh. I'm with Cartman Burger now.
[Pauses for a moment] Dude, Cartman Burger? Seriously? How shitty is that fucking concept?
See? There you go again. Look at you, dude. Look what you've become. [Cartman shows up to see Kyle]
Everything alright here, Kyle?
Yeah, It's fine.
We're gonna need some more patties pretty soon.
Yeah, yeah, ah I'll be right there.
Come on, Kyle. This is about you and me, remember?!
Look, dude, things around here have changed. Sometimes, the only way to keep going is to make a left turn.
[In silence, waiting for a moment] Fuck you, Kyle, [Flips him off] you're a piece of shit! [Kyle sighs and leaves to the burger stand] Kyle, I love you. [Kyle shows ups, but Stan flips him of again] You're a piece of shit, though, Fuck you! [Kyle leaves again to the burger stand] I love you. [Kyle refuses to show up to him this time]
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