[Kyle's bedroom. Butters is at the computer reading the iTunes us agreement on the monitor. Gerald, Kenny and Stan are there too.]
"You agree that Apple may charge your credit card or Paypal account for any products purchased in the iTunes store."
Can somebody please explain to me what is going on? [Butters Scrolls down]
We're trying to find out exactly what Kyle agreed to. [Butters Scrolls down again]
There can't be anything in that agreement that allows a company to do what they're talking about to Kyle.
Oh Nope. Here it is right here: "by clicking Agree, you are also acknowledging that Apple may sew your mouth to the butthole of another iTunes user." [Gerald becomes worried]
Oh Boi
"Apple and its subsidiaries may also, if necessary, sew yet another person's mouth onto your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral tract." Hmmm, I'm gonna click on... "Decline".
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