[As Wendy is called over to Principal Victoria's office…]
Wendy, I've been hearing rumors about a fight between you and Eric Cartman?
No, ma'am, there isn't going to be a fight.
Oh, no? Are you sure?
Yes, ma'am.
I see. [gets up from her desk and walks to the window] I noticed all the things you've done for breast cancer awareness month. Did you know I'm a breast cancer survivor?
Ma'am?
I was diagnosed seven years ago. Cancer is... pure evil. It is a fat little lump that needs to be... destroyed. When there is a cancer, you have to "fight" it. You can't reason with cancer, you can't wish it away. Cancer doesn't play by the rules, so neither can you.
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