[While Kyle is breaking all of Cartman's belongings in his room] What the fuck are you doing?! Kyle, stop it! Goddamn it, don't! [Kyle approaches Clyde Frog and attempts to rip his head off] No! Kyle, not Clyde Frog! Leave Clyde Frog alone! [Kyle successfully rips Clyde Frog's head off] NO!! Aah! Clyde Frog! [Kyle approaches Cartman's Xbox 360] Clyde Frog you--No! NO!! Not the Xbox, Kyle! Not the X--wait! Just WAIT A SECOND! [Kyle disconnects Cartman's Xbox 360 from his TV and is just about to smash it on the ground until Cartman desperately runs in front of him] I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU HIV, ALRIGHT?!?! Just give me a chance, and I can cure you!
[still infuriated] There is no cure, you asshole!
No, no! Listen, Kyle! I'm onto something. There really is hope.
What hope?!
Break my Xbox, and you'll never know.
You're lying.
NO! No! Al-alright, Kyle! Magic Johnson, Kyle! The key is Magic Johnson.
Magic Johnson?
He was a basketball player.
So what?!
So he got HIV like 50 years ago! And he's still totally fine! Magic Johnson has some kind of resistance to the virus, Kyle. I've been researching it since I got infected. If we can track him down and isolate his genetic prototype, we have a chance of beating this thing, buddy. [Cartman puts his arm around Kyle] You and me, Kyle. We can overcome our illness. I swear it to you!
[Somewhat convinced, while looking down on Cartman's Xbox 360] You better. Because if you don't find a cure for HIV, I will break your Xbox.
[Stunned] My god...
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