Wake up. Wake up, honey.
It's over?
That's right, you did it.
It's over. I didn't feel anything. You were right, Mom.
I'm so proud of you, Eric.
All right, so where's my ice cream?
Oh. Here's the doctor now. Hi, doctor.
You were right, doctor. Everything is okay.
No, it's not. Eric, I'm afraid that we've accidentally infected you with the AIDS virus.
[shocked] What?!
What's that supposed to mean?
During the tonsil surgery, we had to supply you with donor blood, a mistake was made and you were given blood contaminated with HIV. It was a one in a billion fluke.
I have AIDS?!
Not yet, but we confirmed that you now have the virus that causes AIDS. We are very sorry.
Sorry?! You gave me AIDS and you're sorry?!
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