Jenny, Wendy and others in “The List”

[Wendy has just revealed their secret] You just couldn't let it go.

[surprised] What do you mean? Call the girls in!

I'm afraid we can't do that, Wendy.

Did you know, Wendy, that Clyde's father owns the shoe store in the mall? A lot of us have wanted to date Clyde to get free shoes, but we couldn't, because he wasn't...popular enough!

[horrified] You knew!

[takes a package out of a file] Unfortunately, the members voted Clyde in the bottom five of the list. That's why we had to manipulate the votes, forge a new list and hide the real one. [points to the package]

[angry] So that you could all justify dating Clyde and get shoes?! How dare you take advantage of your position! I'm going to tell Bebe and have you both DE-sparkled from the list committee!

Bebe? Who do you think authorized the buyout? [shocking music plays]

No, not Bebe.

She's dating Clyde now! Nobody loves shoes more than her!

Stan

[confused] What's going on?

When the other girls find out you ignored their votes they're gonna--

You really think they'll believe you over the heads of the Committee? We'll simply generate a new list, "biggest liars," and put you at the top!

Do yourself a favor, Wendy! Just let it go, and keep your little mouth shut!

[coldly] I don't think so. [kicks Lola in the crotch, making her drop the list] Stan, run!

Stan

Jesus, dude! [runs after Wendy]