[In a Vatican Holding Cell]
We have no choice, Kyle, You're going to have to kill me.
What?!
Stab me with this. [shows Kyle the nail file] If I die, I can resurrect outside the bars.
No way! Do it yourself.
Suicide is blasphemy. There's no choice here, Kyle.
Dude, you don't understand. I'm a Jew. I have a few hang-ups about killing Jesus.
Just make it quick, through the neck. I'll rise again immediately.
Don't make me do this.
My son, there is no time. Do it.
Eric Cartman can never know about this.
I understand. And Kyle...Happy Easter.
Happy Easter, Jesus. [stabs Jesus in neck]
[Jesus makes dying noises and runs around cell bleeding to death]
Jesus?
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