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S11 E5

South Park · Season 11, Episode 5

Cartman and Easter Bunny in “Fantastic Easter Special”

[Cartman on Easter Bunny's lap in the mall]

...and I want a Baltor soldier doll for Easter, and 5 crash-and-go RC cars, you got that? DO YOU HAVE THAT?!

EBEaster Bunny

Uh...don't you think that's....

No! No! You don't ask me questions! You are a rabbit. I am a human. If you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can buckskin kill you!

[camerawoman takes a picture of Cartman and Easter Bunny. Cartman leaves]

[happily] Bye, Easter Bunny!

EBEaster Bunny

Oh. my God!

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