[Kyle, Stan, Cartman are arguing over 9/11 conspiracy.]
Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?
Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!
Oh, really? Well, did you know that over one fourth of people in America think that 9/11 was a conspiracy? Are you saying that one fourth of Americans are retards?!
Yes, I'm saying one fourth of Americans are retards.
Yeah, at least one fourth.
Let's take a test sample. [to Cartman] There's four of us. You're a retard. That's one fourth.
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