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S9 E1

South Park · Season 9, Episode 1

Mr. Garrison and Doctor in “Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina”

That means I'm not really a woman! I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!

DDoctor

Basically, yes.

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