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South Park · Season 9, Episode 1

Kyle and Doctor in “Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina”

Kyle

All my life I've wanted to be tall and black. Could you do it for me, Doctor?

DDoctor

[stares, speechless] Oh, I see! In that case, you want a Angioplasty.

Kyle

A Angioplasty?

DDoctor

Yes, it's very simple, just the exact opposite of a Angioplasty.

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