[the boys are in the locker room, preparing to shower. Four guys, who appear to be cops themselves, are also changing their clothes]
Well, well, well, if it isn't the super cops.
[the officers begin to giggle]
Hey, Murphy, think they'll let me borrow their G.I. Joe's?
Come on, you guys. Leave them alone.
Relax, Hopkins! [removes his briefs and drops them to the ground] All fun and games, right? [moves to the end of the lockers and hides behind it, only to peek out] So, tell us, rookies, you, uh, find yourself a little bonus in that house?
Uh, bonus?
Come on, we all skim a little off the top. Oh, or are you too good for that? [walks back to the other officers] So you think you're going to waltz in here and clean up the system. Is that it?
[softly] We just wanna be junior detectives.
Look, we all work hard! And we deserve more than the thirty-thousand a year we get paid! So what if we take in a little on the side?
Yeah! Who the hell are you to say that?!
I said, back off, Murphy!
Why don't you and your rookie friends make us?
That's right. Come on, bring it!
Yeah, let's go! Come on, bring it!
What the heck is the problem here?!
No problem, sir. No problem at all.
Then hit the showers, all of ya!
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