Josh and Officer Barbrady in “Toilet Paper”

Your uncle who hit you with a belt, was he a large man?

I don't have time for this, kid.

Did he stink like beer when he came home from work, all tired from playing down at the pool house?

All right, all right! My dad dressed me up like a little girl on poker nights and made me sit on all my uncles' laps! [breaks down into sobs]

[in a normal voice, but disturbed] ...Whoa. Er...oh. Thank you.