John Edward and Stan in “The Biggest Douche in the Universe”

But, I'm a psychic.

Stan

No, dude. You're a douche.

I'm not a douche. What if I really believed dead people talk to me?

Stan

Then you're a stupid douche.

I think I've had enough of your bullying me. Get out of my house or I'll run upstairs, lock myself in my panic room and call the police.

Stan

I'm 9 years old.

I'm not talking to your friend and I'm not a douche! [runs upstairs] You better get out of my house or I'm going to call the police!

Stan

You are so a douche! I'm nominating you for the Biggest Douche in the Universe award, you douche!