[Cartman stands on a platform and is preaching to the kids. He speaks in the manner of a stereotypical, fire-and-brimstone televangelist.]
I am saying this because we must be saved-ah. The Lord is powerful and he will smote the sinners and send them to everlasting hell-ah. If you do not live your life for Him-ah, then to the lake of fire you shall go-ah!
[approaches with parents behind the gathering] You see that, parents? Your children have refused to come into class since this morning. I'm afraid your son is the leader, Ms. Cartman.
[meanwhile, in the background] Well, God is going to heal those eyes and save you from the devil begone-ah! O praise His name!
Apparently he's read the entire Bible, and now he's scaring the hell out of everyone.
[in the background] But some of you believe in the power of God-ah! Do you believe he is going to cure your face of the uglies?
[to Eric] Poopikins, it's time to stop preaching damnation to everyone, sweetie!
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