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South Park · Season 4, Episode 10

Protestant, Hell Orientation Director and others in “Probably”

PProtestant

Hey, wait a minute, I shouldn't be here! I was a complete and devout Protestant. I thought we got into Heaven!

HOHell Orientation Director

Yes, well, I'm afraid you were wrong.

SSoldier

I was a practicing Jehovah's Witness.

HOHell Orientation Director

You picked the wrong religion as well.

RORandom Orientation Attendee

Well, who was right? Who got into Heaven?

HOHell Orientation Director

I'm afraid it was the Mormons...the Mormons were the correct answer.

OAOrientation Attendees

[collective groan]

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