NAMBLA Leader, Mr. Garrison and others in “Cartman Joins NAMBLA”

All these men wanted was to love a young boy! There is nothing wrong with love!

I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Ah! I mean, I like women! Ah! What did I just say?! Oh God, I like titties!

You haven't heard the last of us, officer! Together we are strong. Come on, men! [leads the NAMBLA crowd away]

[sits down and plops his feet up] Wow, they've got activists for everything these days.