I've outgrown all of my friends. I need to meet more mature people, Clyde Frog. [stares at Clyde Frog] Ohhh, great idea, Clyde Frog! I can meet new friends on the internet! [on computer] Here's a chat room: "Men who like young boys"...that's perfect! [types a message under screen name 'BigBoned'] Hi everybody! I am a young boy seeking an older male for good times. I am eight years old and-- [he gets cut off and subsequently bombarded by messages from old guys] Wow, look at all these guys that want to be my friend! I'll pick...Tony316.
[online conversation]
Hi Tony!
So what R U into?
Oh, U know, the usual stuff. :) [Cartman says it out loud as 'smiley face']
Kewl. Wanna get together? :) [Cartman again pronounces 'smiley face']
Sure, Tony. That would be kewl. ;) [Cartman pronounces 'winking smiley face']
Meet me at Mel's Buffet Restaurant tomorrow morning.
Sounds good, see ya then!
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