Mayor and Cartman in “Hooked on Monkey Fonics”

Okay, our next contestant is Eric Cartman. [a happy Cartman comes to the stand] Alright, Eric, here's your word: "chair". [Cartman looks at Fonics Monkey, only to wave in response]

Cartman

[whispers] Come on, Fonics Monkey, drum! [Fonics Monkey looks to the left, but no response] Come on! [Fonics Monkey starts to masturbate]

Eric, your word is "chair".

Cartman

Uh...definition?

Something you sit on.

Cartman

Country of origin?

English.

Cartman

Could you please use it in a sentence?

Oh, for Christ's sake, kid, the word is "chair"!

Cartman

Um..."chair". C-h-a-r-e. [buzz] Goddamn it, how come I get the hard one?! Get over here, you son of a bitch Fonics Monkey!