You got my note?
Uh huh, of course. You taped it to my dog. How could I not see it?
Can we sit down?
Why not? Isn't Papa's garden beautiful? He works so hard on it.
Rebecca, don't you ever look at the town? At that flicker of light over there?
I have looked at it.
Well, that's a public school. And in it, there are children, just like us.
How can children go to school on a flicker of light?
From public school, your house is just a flicker of light. Don't you want to go out? All you do is stay in your house and study.
What else would one do?
Love, for one thing.
And what is love?
Love...is the most important thing on Earth. When boys and girls feel love, they kiss.
What means this kiss?
When a man and a woman feel...love, they put their lips together.
Oh, you mean a mate. When it is time to increase the herd, my provider will select one for me.
Rebecca, in public school, we select our own mate. In public school, men and women get together, make each other happy.
You certainly come from a strange place. Still, I would like to try this...kiss. [Kyle turns around, relieved] So I can write about it. [Kyle comes and sits down next to her again] So how do we do it?
I'm not completely sure.
Perhaps we should look it up.
No, I think it's something we should try a few times... [leans in closer] until we get it... [leans even closer] right... [they lean in and kiss quickly]
Wow...wow, that was fun. [grabs Kyle and kisses him again, though more passionately]
Does that mean you'll go to the dance?
You bet your sweet ass I will.
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