I'm going to be Jesus!
You're too fat to be Jesus!
Oh, like you're going to do it, Jew?!
Stan should be Jesus.
Either I'm Jesus or else screw you guys, I'm going home!
You're such a fat baby!
Well, I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.
All right, all right, you can be Jesus, you tubby cry-baby!
Stick and stones may break my bones, but I'm Jesus and you aren't.
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