Ready, you guys?
CKCartman/Kyle
Ready!
Okay. Action! [Cartman poses the frog attached to a string on a stick]
[mutters] I am the deadly Mexican Staring Frog...of Southern Sri Lanka. I am very scary... and dangerous!
Cut! Cartman!
What?
It's supposed to be a frog!
I know that!
Since when do frogs talk, Cartman?
[thinks] It's a Sri Lanka frog!
Der, Cartman!
Der yourself, hippie!
Just do this again Cartman, and don't make it talk.
Okay, here we go. Ready? Are you ready, Cartman?
I'm ready, Steven Spielberg!
Action!
Screw you guys...
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